What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Ah so!”

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Goldfinger

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Diamonds Are Forever

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What are the most significant instances of romantic jealousy in the Harry Potter series?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do Puerto Ricans come to this country flying their flags over in the United States all over their cars? They're so proud of their country. Why are they here?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Dr No

Why are there so many illegal Haitians in Ohio? They can't walk here. Democrats flew them here to cause chaos and crime in Ohio.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-All the bad guys are black.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do so many people suddenly think it's acceptable to continue to live with their parents into adulthood?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

You Only Live Twice

What do porn stars do when they get old?

-J W Pepper

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

Why is it so common for married white women to have an affair with black men? Does it bother white guys?

Octopussy

-”She is very sexyful!”

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!